Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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