So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
