I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
