i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
you never un-have a 4some
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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