She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Vodka?
Forever.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Randomize
