Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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