Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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