Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
