if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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