): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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