It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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