It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Pants are for mortals
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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