this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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