So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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