I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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