I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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