I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I checked into jail on foursquare
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
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