Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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