windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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