I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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