I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
porn star boner night. come get it.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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