Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
