I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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