it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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