did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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