I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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