she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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