I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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