You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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