Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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