Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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