Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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