Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
operation have a gay friend backfired
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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