i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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