question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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