You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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