Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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