belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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