i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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