Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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