i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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