Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Randomize
