Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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