You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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