just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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