shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
