I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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