mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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