Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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