; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
home. puking in laundry basket.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
