I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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